Friday, November 16, 2007

of robbing and jet-skis

"To the boat!"said Ryan after breakfast that day.They drove away,looking for their next prey.Soon,they found it.

"fifty-seven feet long 10 person party boat,"said John.(I don't care what it was before,his name is now officially John,ok?!?!?!?)

"you amaze me when it comes to boats,"said Ryan.

"that usually means if there are guards,there's probably just one,"John continued."we could take 'em out easy."so they snuck on board and quickly and quietly knocked out the guard.To their suprise,though,there was another guard on board who was watching and now started to call the police.They took out everyone on board quickly,but not fast enough,because soon,they heard the sirens of the cost guard.

"Shnappleberry!"said Ryan and Violet,for this was a common substitute for the S word(I'm not allowed to say it because my parents might be reading this)in their family.

"What do we do?"asked George."our boat won't be able to outrun the coast guards'!"

"Don't worry,"said Violet."Ryan's Ryan!He'll think of something,right?"

"I already have,"said Ryan."Our boat can't outrun the coast guards'.But those jet-skis can,"and he pointed.Sure enough,there where six jet-skis on the deck,waiting for action.There was a red one,a purple one,a blue one,a green one,a yellow one,and a black one.

"Perfect!Let's go!"said Jake.He took the blue one,Chris took the yellow one,George took the green one, John took the black one,Violet took the purple one, and Ryan took the red one.
"Red starts with R, and R is for Ryan!"he said, and they pushed them off into the water and hopped onto them.
"So long,Suckers!!!"said George.The Coast Guard heard,but Ryan and the others were fine with it.If you have a witty catchphrase to say,say it. That was their rule.And anyway,they were all looking forward to a good Jet-ski chase.
They speed off as fast as they could in a triangular formation with the coast guard close behind.
BANG!!!"so they have guns,Ryan thought.He checked to his left and right(becuase he was at the front)to make sure all of his friends were there.They were.BANG!BANG!Ther were bullets being exchanged everywhere.Ryan checked again.Green,Purple,and yellow where there.To the right.Blue and Black were there.BANG! There was blur."Wait...Red was hit!Jake!!!!Jake!"
"It's OK!"said John."he wasn't hit!It was his jet -ski!"said John.Ryan looked back.He saw Jake being lifted up onto the coastguard boat and then taken below deck.The coast Guard stopped chasing them.They went home that night to try and figure out how to save Jake.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Family Reunion

They woke up the next morning with the sun shining and a tasty breakfast courtesy of Chris.

"Mmmmmm,"said Jake.

"Man,this is good Chris.What did you put in this?"asked Paul.was it John or Paul?I can't remember my own characters they're so many of them.Anyway,They all complimented Chris's food and then got dressed and went out to the nearest marina where they would meet Ryan's cousin.

They sailed for about two hours until they reached the place,and the boat was almost out of gas.

"you guys go find 'em.I'll take care of they boat,"said Ryan the rest of them went off to find Ryan's cousin while Ryan filled the boat with gas.

They walked into a crab house.It was empty,except for one person with their back turned to them sitting in the corner.

"Is that him?"

"I think..."They went over in the corner and Jake asked,"are you Ryan's cousin?"and they person stood up.

"Man,you're pretty slim for a girl?"said George.

"Thanks,"said Ryan's cousin.She was tall and thin,with brown hair and green eyes.She wore blue jeans and a tie dye tank-top.

"Hi..."said Chris,sort of confused.

"well,I know that this is sort of un-expected,she said,"you were probably expecting a guy,and if I were you,I would suspect that too, but I assure you,I'm the most guyish acting girl you can get.

"what's your name?"asked John.

"Violet,"she said."I'm gonna have to have a talk with Ryan.It seems he didn't even tell you that I was a girl,or my name.But that fits his characteristics from the last time I saw him.Always causing trouble.Just like when he was little.Well,what are you waiting for?Let's go!"so they went outside,and by now,the boat was full of gas and Ryan was paying the guy.They started running on to the ship,because they knew Ryan oh to well,and Ryan ran aboard to,and in just a few seconds,the guy was yelling and screaming about fake money and calling the police,and our heroes were speeding away.

Once they were far away,Violet walked up to where Ryan was steering."You haven't changed a bit!"they said in unison,and then started laughing.

"So,I hear you've got into pirating lately,"said violet

"Yup,"said Ryan."man,have I got a lot of stuff to show you!When was the last time we saw each other, like,20 yers ago?"

"twenty-one years,6 months,one week,three days and fifteen minutes,and about,well,I'd say fifteen seconds,about?Anyway,it's been a long time,Ryan."

"you've been counting,haven't you?"

"Howed you know?

"I know you only oh to well."and they started to laugh again as they speed off into the sunset.

Friday, November 2, 2007

first explosion of the story

The heroes of our story ran to the closet.Why,you ask?Because that's where their arsenal of guns is.They each got a weapon,tucked it into their back pockets,and went out the door.

"All right,we surrender,"said Ryan.They walked with the escort to the police boat."But seriously,how stupid are you guys for not thinking we don't have a singe gun with us?we're pirates,for crying out loud!"and they all pulled out their hidden guns and fired and blasted away.They had soon taken the upper deck of the ship,which was where the wheel was, and began to drive away from the disguised duck lodge.
"Where are we going?"asked George.
"The nearest oil barrier platform,"said Ryan.
Soon,(since it was a small boat)They took over the entire ship,and Jake,imitating the best voice of the guy that was talking on the microphone that he could said"we took care of them!No casualties on our side!Follow us!"and soon,they reached the oil platforms.
"All right,"said Ryan."Chris!Your the best shot out of all of us."Ryan was driving,so he slowly backed the boat away from the oil barrels so they were about 300 feet away. "Try to hit the oil,preferably that stack,"(he pointed)"preferably that barrel,"(he pointed again.)
"All right,"said Chris."I'll try."
He fired.They drove away as fast as possible right before the bullet hit,but the other two boats weren't expecting the explosion,and didn't escape.
Once they got back,Ryan said,"Are we awesome or what?"and everyone cheered.
"So,"said Jake,as they were all going to sleep,"you forgot to call that cousin of yours,"and Ryan got up,went outside for five minutes,and came back in."so is he coming?"
"cool!"said George,"so lets hear more about this cousin of yours!"Everyone else except for Ryan said"yea" or "sure",but Ryan said,"No guys,it's super late and I'm super tired.You'll meet 'em tomorrow,"(Ryan was saying 'em because he knew something they didn't know)and with a disappointing "aw" and a few long yawns,they went to sleep.